Reblog if you honestly think you will be single all of 2012.
And 2013 and 2014 and the rest of my life.
GPOY
ALWAYS
the bold…
- age 15: i want a boyfriend
- age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
- age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
- age 40: pls im desperate
- age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
- age 60: its not funny guys
- age 70: guys
I just want someone to love me.
Me too bb, me too!
Sheeeeit. That would be nice. But I know it’ll never happen cuz I am…
So…is there any way we can clone Sam Evans?
Cuz my forever alone ass could sure use a dude like him.
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
even if they did… I’d never know because it’s a crush! so… this post confuses me…
WOMP WOMP!!!!
Reaction to Attraction
- person: i like you
- me: WHY
- me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
- me: DO YOU HAVE EYES
- me: ARE YOU HELEN KELLER WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU
I saw this man on the Metro this past Monday, and asked him who the flowers were for. They were for his wife. They’ve been married for 47 years. Every Monday, he brings her home flowers after work. My heart died at that moment.
Holy Shit, John Stamos. Holy Shit.
Beautiful Words!!!!
Awww :’)
DON’T LIE TO ME, STAMOS!!!!!
True facts!!!
Reblog if you’re kissing no one at midnight on new years.
But I’m being serious, #doe
I mean really. Someone I know recently got married. She’s much bigger than I am, so it can’t be weight. We both have bomb ass personalities. So what is it?
The fact that she was white and we were at a primarily Dutch college?
Yup.
I mean, I’m a great person, and I’m Beautimous!
FML.
Ya know……
Sounds like an awesome scene for our tragicomedy!!
Our lives are full of too much wompwompness.
