I've Got A Brand New Jones

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1!

nevermind i found it

super-eklectic1:

deliciouskaek:

thelittlekneesofbees:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

the slightly difficult escape

alexander the average

Alright Expectations

forevershiningshinee:

*jonghyun deleted the first tweet which says:

I felt space time curling up as I was sober. In order to protect the world, I didn’t even hesitate to use aggressive language. I covered it, of course. http://t.co/BFNI5ZhC
Friend: That’s the truth.
Friend: I’m kinda drunk right now so I’m having an honest talk between the two of us that I can’t normally do since it’s embarrassing!
Friend: I believe that all of us, be it Howoon, you, me, Jiyoung, or Joonyuk, are true best friends who we can lean on when we’re going through a hard time.
Jonghyun: -covered text-

I couldn’t sleep so I was looking through my photo album and discovered something fun. I had to cover his name though. This is a secret of when my friend drank and kakaotalked so I blocked him for a few days 

Friend: I’m very devastated. If you weren’t a celebrity but just a friend.. If you were a friend that I made memories with, it would have been possible. 
Jonghyun: When you see this in the morning, high kick yourself. 
Friend: I know I’ll be embarrassed once I’m sober but I’m still saying it! keke that’s what I think. A true friend… Once I’m sober. I’ll embarrassingly contact you, keke

Goodbye, Lee Kyunghoon, my friend.

Credit: realjonghyun90

Translation Credit: shiningtweets

Bolding mine.

I’m dead.