I just want to ride his face.
Wait, what?

I just want to ride his face.

Wait, what?


Q: If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life,what would it be? © 

Please tell me I’m not the only one thinking, “my vagina.”
I gotta stop being reckless; I swear. (._. )

Q: If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life,what would it be? © 

Please tell me I’m not the only one thinking, “my vagina.”

I gotta stop being reckless; I swear. (._. )

Man…following this blog is gonna be a problem. I’m literally…like damn…I….this dude……………..

LAWD!!!!!

Here is a gift, sir. Yes, it’s my panties.

the-bitch-goddess-success:

seoulmama:

“one of the most intense battles takes place in the middle of a river, with a huge troll i never saw coming.”

Romance novel cover 

one of the most intense battles takes place in my pants, with a huge boner pointing in your direction, Chris Hemsworth


AND I’M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I’M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

princetop:

bigbangswifey:

kbee4bb:

So… How much fun did you have? ;)

Seungri dared me to lick TOP’s chest (asfjakshfk can this happen irl?! oh ri i would do it all on my own! no need to dare me at all!)

I was playing truth or dare with BIGBANG and G-Dragon dared me to Kiss TOP’s Chest. (ahhhhh aksjdflkjsdflj;a ill doo more then kiss that chest hahahah)

Taeyang dared me to tap TOP’s crotch ( OHHHH GOD ._________.”) 

Seungri dared me to suck Daesung’s earlobe.

AWWWWWWWWW SHIT.

I still want to lick chocolate out of Nick Jonas’s lower back dimples.
Come at me, bro.

I still want to lick chocolate out of Nick Jonas’s lower back dimples.

Come at me, bro.

Dongwoon and his highly suggestive comment.

I would real talk have this man’s babies.

Everything was so simple before he popped in my life. But goddamn, that face, that everything!

Welp!